小托马斯节目中戏称自己如同骑士一般被横扫以赛亚-托马斯在节目中称：“我就像骑

Isaiah Thomas: "I"m like the Cavs .. I"m about to get swept“

以赛亚-托马斯在节目中称：“我就像骑士……要被横扫了。”

相关阅读：小托马斯节目里打趣：我就像骑士，要被横扫了>>http://voice.hupu.com/nba/2308197.html

视频：小托马斯和微笑刺客托马斯参加答题节目>>http://weibo.com/tv/v/GjY0Mw0mK?fid=1034:9933bf7b1e59a164fb93ca4bbfe1c2f0

[–]Lakerspabstblueribbonpapi 1777 指標 21小時前

Lol and at the end, Isiah won a copy of 2k18 (you know, the one with Kyrie on the cover)

湖人球迷：哈哈哈亮点是最后刺客还赢了一张NBA 2K18的光碟（就是封面是欧文的那个）。

[–]Mavericksparkman32 427 指標 14小時前

Cruel and unusual punishment, regardless of the cover athlete.

不管封面球星是谁，这个惩罚也算是非比寻常，惨无人道了。

[–]BullsQEDomelets 1730 指標 21小時前

I still can"t believe he said he knew the answer to the artist of "This is America" and proudly exclaimed "Chance the Rapper!"

我还是无法相信的一点是，小托马斯说他知道《This is America》是谁的歌，然后自信满满地说“是Chance the Rapper！”

[译注1]

[译注1]This is America是Childish Gambino的作品。

[–]EerdayLit 1173 指標 20小時前

He did it just so he could make the Cavs getting swept joke.

他是故意答错的，这样才有机会开骑士被横扫的玩笑啊。

[–]nathanonthekeys 553 指標 17小時前

IT with the 5D chess move.

IT这是在下一盘大棋啊。

[–]WarriorsRaogrimm 114 指標 15小時前

He also missed the Thanos question ??

勇士球迷：而且那个灭霸的问题他也没答对。

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 2988 指標 21小時前

Isiah Thomas has a known beef with Michael Jordan.

Isaiah Thomas has a known beef with LeBron James.

These ITs really hate GOATs.

众所周知，伊赛亚-托马斯和乔丹有过节。

众所周知，以赛亚-托马斯和老詹有过节。

这些个叫IT的真是跟历史最佳球员有仇。

[–]NetsDelverOfSeacrest 1048 指標 21小時前

These ITs really hate GOATs.

Now accepting applications for an Isiaah Thomas to have a beef with Spencer Dinwiddie

“这些个叫IT的真是跟历史最佳球员有仇。”

篮网球迷：填表啦填表啦，目前我们缺一位名叫以赛鸭-托马斯的同志来跟斯潘塞-丁威迪撕撕B。

[–]WarriorsTheChildrenOfMen 2466 指標 22小時前

Holy shit no he didn’t

勇士球迷：卧槽卧槽小托马斯又来啦？

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 1296 指標 21小時前

He looks pretty serious and knowing his past I doubt this was just a joke. I think he was planning this shot at them.

Nevertheless it was hilarious.

勇士球迷：他表情挺严肃的，而且鉴于他在骑士呆过，我觉得这不仅仅是开玩笑而已。他可能早就算计好这一出了。

不过确实挺好笑的。

[–]RocketsAaronRodgers16 1049 指標 21小時前

“I gotta tank this shit so I can make this joke”

小托马斯心想：“我要故意输掉这个问答节目，这样就能埋汰骑士了。”

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 363 指標 20小時前*

Lebron watching TV at home

"Not if I have anything to say about it. I"ll do it myself."

坐在电视机前的詹姆斯：

“有我在，没那么容易。我要亲手了结这件事。”

Remembers J.R. is on his team

".......I"m about to get swept"

然后他想起自己队里有JR-史密斯

“……我要被横扫了。”

[–]NBAMintastic 239 指標 19小時前

He realized who actually put together the Infinity Stones.

詹姆斯意识到是谁真正集齐了无限宝石。

[–]thenickben 360 指標 21小時前*

LeBron: This why I traded yo ass

詹姆斯：“这就是为什么我把你特么交易走了。”

[–]klawhileonard 183 指標 21小時前

I want the Cavs to win so bad now just so they don’t offer him a ring and see his reaction

我现在真的很希望骑士夺冠，就为了看看骑士不给小托马斯戒指的时候，他会是什么反应。

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelngine4 243 指標 21小時前

I don"t think he"d take one. Just from the type of dude IT is I think he was joking in his Insta post.

湖人球迷”我觉得就算给他戒指他也不会要的。从IT的秉性来看，我觉得他把这个视频发在Instagram上只是在开玩笑。

[–]SupersonicsSmigg_e 155 指標 18小時前

Obviously he was joking. Everyone in the NBA that commented on it knew he was joking. His wife knew he was joking. Everyone knew he was joking. Litterally the only people in the entire world who thought was serious are the five of you in this thread that don"t understand a sense of humor.

他明显是在开玩笑啊，所有评论的NBA球员都知道他在开玩笑。他老婆也知道他在开玩笑。每个人都知道他在开玩笑。全世界也就你们五个在这帖子里留言的毫无幽默感的人才觉得他是认真的好吗。

[–]Steve-5 4473 指標 21小時前

Now we know who"s not getting a ring if the Cavs somehow win.

现在咱们知道如果骑士夺冠谁会拿不到戒指了。

[–]WarriorsPestilence67 3935 指標 21小時前

JR Smith? Jordan Clarkson? Honestly they should just give LeBron all 15 rings.

勇士球迷：你是说JR-史密斯吗？还是克拉克森？说实话，他们应该把15个戒指都给詹姆斯。

[–]HeatverycoolguySmash 5321 指標 20小時前

Yo then that means if Cavs win then LeBron will have 18 rings so we can finally put the LeBron vs. MJ argument to bed.

这样一来，如果骑士夺冠，老詹就会手握18枚冠军戒指，乔詹之争就盖棺定论了咯。

[–]Bucksermaferkingerrd 739 指標 20小時前

Skip: let’s call it a tie

Skip Bayless会说：那就勉强算是五五开吧。

[译注2]

[译注2]斯基普-贝勒斯（Skip Bayless）是ESPN评论员，热衷于抹黑贬低詹姆斯，遭到广大球迷口诛笔伐。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 375 指標 20小時前

STOP IT SKIIIUUUUP

勇士球迷：别BB了SKIUUUUUUUUP。

[译注3]

[译注3]模仿跟Skip Bayless唱反调的Shannon Sharpe（大詹蜜）。

[–][GSW] Wilt Chamberlaintestbug0 158 指標 19小時前

I have a feeling JR"s getting a ring this year, whoever wins.

勇士球迷：我有预感，不管今年谁夺冠，JR都能拿到一枚戒指。

[–]justsawitlive 92 指標 16小時前

It would be hilarious if they offered it. And knowing JR he might actually accept lol

勇士要是真给JR戒指，那就太搞笑啦。而且就JR的尿性，他可能真的会接受啊哈哈哈。

[–]76erstsjic 184 指標 20小時前

If cavs win will wade get a ring?

如果骑士夺冠，韦德能拿到一枚戒指吗？

[–]CavaliersHapte 282 指標 20小時前

If he wants one I bet he could get LeBron to make it happen. There is no rule regarding the rings the teams can give out as many as they want.

骑士球迷：如果他想要的话，我觉得他可以托詹姆斯搞定。并没有相关的规定，球队想给外人发多少枚戒指都可以。

[–]SupersonicsJustaGangsta 170 指標 19小時前

Can I get one?

那能给我一个吗？

[–]Warriors Bandwagonkoreankimochi 532 指標 19小時前

If you want one I bet you could get LeBron to make it happen. There is no rule regarding the rings the teams can give out as many as they want.

勇士球迷：如果你想要的话，我觉得你可以托詹姆斯搞定。并没有相关的规定，球队想给外人发多少枚戒指都可以。

[–]Ripley019 1469 指標 18小時前*

JR YOU NOT HOOPIN GIVE ME YOUR RING. TRISTAN YOU HAD 14 REBOUNDS THAT"S GOOD AND ALL BUT YOU STILL HAVE NO POINTS GIMME YOUR RING.

“JR你打的是个JB，把你的戒指交出来！TT，你抢了14个板还凑合事吧，但你一分都没得，你也把戒指交出来！”

[–]KwameQuaoHoe 195 指標 12小時前*

“LOVE!” “I had 27 points” “BUT WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU STILL TRASH!?”

lol I feel like that is how everyone feels about KLove.

“乐福！”“我得了27分啊。”“那我为什么觉得你还是个菜B呢？！”

哈哈我觉得这就是所有人对乐福的感觉。

[–]Ripley019 612 指標 18小時前

That game was too close. I called my kids at halftime I said PACKUP! They said why I said PACKUP! WE GOING TO MIAMI

比分实在是太接近了。半场的时候我叫来我的孩子们说“收拾行李！”他们问为啥，我说“收拾行李！咱们要去迈阿密了！”

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheRealCountVertigo 402 指標 18小時前

THATS LIKE 6 SUPERSTARS ON ONE TEAM, THEY THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!

“这差不多一个队6个全明星了！！他们特么的这是拍正义联盟！！！”

[–]klawhileonard 346 指標 18小時前

KYRIE!!!!KYRIEEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN KYRIEEEEE

“凯里！！！！凯里你特么这是弄啥嘞凯里噫噫噫噫！！！！！”

[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheRealCountVertigo 265 指標 18小時前

DID YOU HEAR WHO KD SIGN WITH???!?

....

THEN YOU BETTER BE HOOPIN NEXT YEAR, OR I"M TAKING YO RING!!!

“你知道KD和谁签约了吗？？？！？”

……

“那你下赛季就特么加把劲，不然我连你的戒指也拿走！！！”

[–]Charlotte Hornetsr-u_ok 250 指標 16小時前

NOPE CAN"T DO DAT

COS EVERY TIME I TAKE A BREAK

DEY GO UP TEN POINTS

“不，老子根本没法下场

因为每次我一下场休息

他们就咔咔咔净胜10分啊！！！”

[–]GreyFoxSolid 163 指標 13小時前

"ARE YOU DRUNK?! ARE YOU DRUNK JR?!"

"No, you ain"t drunk.

YOU TRASH!"

“你是不是喝多了？！你是不是喝多了啊JR？！

不，你不是喝多了。

你就是菜B！！！”

[–]HatchbackDoug 186 指標 16小時前

SHUMPERT GIMME YO RING. NAH DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING JUST GIMME THE RING. You know you ain’t good.

“香珀特把你的戒指给我！行了别废话了给我就完了。你知道自己多菜。”

[译注3]

[译注3]YouTube上ID为RDCworld1的用户上传了许多恶搞视频，脑补并演绎球员在更衣室的表现。以上大写（加粗）咆哮内容均是对视频中内容的引用。

[–]Celticskcsmith1223 314 指標 21小時前

Damn I miss IT so much

凯尔特人球迷：玛德我好想念IT啊。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvingd_42 133 指標 21小時前

Same

凯尔特人球迷：我也是。

[–][SAC] De"Aaron FoxDartisback 115 指標 21小時前

Same

国王球迷：我也是。

[–]Lakers_n_lights 109 指標 21小時前

Same

湖人球迷：我也是。

[–]CavaliersCavsDaddy 227 指標 21小時前

No! Not same!

骑士球迷：没有！我可没有！

[–]LSDilly 124 指標 20小時前

Lmao I thought this was a regular “repeat the same word over and over” comment thread and then realized IT really played for all those teams

笑爆，我一开始以为这就是普通的队形贴，后来才意识到IT真的在这些球队都打过球。

[–]Hawkstacojenkins 761 指標 22小時前

lol hindsight is 20/20 but the Cavs would 100% be in much better shape with Wade/Rose/Crowder and even a hobbled IT right now. They"re getting absolutely nothing from the current backcourt

这话可能有点马后炮，但我觉得如果骑士还有韦德+罗斯+克劳德，甚至再加上一个腿脚不利索的小托马斯，也比现在的状况好。目前的骑士后场真是毫无贡献。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 524 指標 22小時前

IT ain"t just "hobbled" right now though. He had surgery and I believe is still at least a month away.

凯尔特人球迷：小托马斯可不只是“腿脚不利索”而已，他伤势严重到需要手术，而且至少再过一个月才能恢复。

[–][LAL] Nick Van Exelngine4 242 指標 21小時前

Facts I love the little guy but I doubt after what happened with the Celtics he would put his body on the line for the Cavs.

湖人球迷：说实话，我很喜欢这个小个子，但我觉得，在凯尔特人让人摆了一道后，他是不会为骑士上刀山下火海的。

[–]Hawkstacojenkins 134 指標 21小時前

I mean even if you remove IT from that equation they"d still be better off with those other 3 guys imo. Hell we saw Wade basically single handedly win a playoff game for the Heat

老鹰球迷：我觉得就算不要IT，只算另外三个人，骑士的状况也比现在好。咱们可是亲眼看见韦德凭借一己之力为热火赢下了一场季后赛啊。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 184 指標 21小時前

Those guys are all good at not being Jordan Clarkson. You gotta give them that. The Lakers trade was just awful. I think they might still like the Crowder and Shumpert for Hill and Hood swap. Hill has been fine.

凯尔特人球迷：这几个人最出色的一点就是他们不是克拉克森。这一点必须承认。骑士跟湖人做的这笔交易实在是太糟糕了。不过我觉得他们可能对克劳德+香珀特换希尔+胡德还比较满意，希尔最近一直不错。

[–]Cavaliersmister_ratburn 182 指標 21小時前

I appreciate that this isn"t a memey take but I respectfully disagree, and I actually disagree quite strongly. I think, yes, Wade and Rose might have given us a lift, but let"s just be real: IT and Crowder were truly awful for us. Crowder shot abysmally on open looks and clearly didn"t really care about playing defense for us.

骑士球迷：层主没有在开玩笑而是认真讨论我很喜欢，不过我还是要表达反对意见，没有冒犯的意思，而且我是强烈反对这一观点。我认为，韦德和罗斯也许确实会给我们带来一些提升，但说实话，IT和克劳德实在是太坑了。克劳德的空位投篮铁得一塌糊涂，而且也没有一丁点要防守的意思。

I think IT wanted to make it work but he was terrible and would only make our inconsistent defense even more awful. I think you have to remember that we got George Hill and Larry Nance in those deals, and even though neither has been great, swapping those two for Wade, Rose, and Crowder wouldn"t be much of an upgrade.

我觉得IT还是有心想要打好球的，但他的表现很糟糕，只会给我们本来就不稳定的防守雪上加霜。我认为你应当记住一点，我们在交易中得到了乔治-希尔和拉里-南斯，虽然这两个人打得都不算很出色，但把他们换成韦德+罗斯+克劳德也好不到哪去。

[–]CavaliersOpinion_of_JaRule 193 指標 21小時前

I think people have already forgotten how truly dreadful the Cavs were before those trades.

骑士球迷：我觉得大家都已经忘了骑士在这笔交易之前是多么凄惨了。