常规赛对勇士太无趣？美国球迷给勇士制订多条挑战勇士下赛季应该努力达成的“单场成就”

Some 1 game "Goals" the Warriors should strive for next year.

勇士下赛季应该努力达成的“单场成就”。

Warriors said they were bored last year in the regular season.

To fight off bordom they should set specific goals for certain games. Spice things up.

Only shoot 3-pointers. Would be cool to see them play an entire game just shooting 3"s.

Only shoot 2-pointers. Cool also.

Make Curry score 100 points. Would be cool.

勇士说他们上赛季常规赛打得太无聊了。

那么为了不让比赛那么无趣，勇士应该对某些场次设定一些特定目标，来点有劲的。

1、只投三分球，看他们射一整场三分肯定非常刺激。

2、只投两分，也不错哦。

3、让库里单场砍下100分，那一定非常爽。

Make KD get 20 assists.

Make Klay play PG

6x6 for Green - Points, Rebounds, Assists, Steals, Blocks, Fouls

Play 4 vs 5 on defense. Leave Klay on offense the whole game.

4、杜兰特单场20助攻。

5、让克莱出任控球后卫。

6、追梦打出6x6数据：得分、篮板、助攻、抢断、盖帽、犯规均达到6.

7、防守端4防5，让克莱全场都只呆在进攻半场。

Try winning a game with scoring zero points in the 1st Quarter. Literally just run the clock out in each possession.

Try for a zero turnover game.

Play Syracuse"s zone defense

Sign Kobe to a 10 day contract

Any more suggestions? Will be mailing to Steve Kerr on Friday

8、试试首节不得分的情况下赢下比赛，也就是说每个回合都磨到24秒计时器响。

9、单场零失误。

10、采用雪城大学的区域防守战术。

11、用10天短合同签下科比。

还有别的建议没？我周五的时候邮件发给科尔。

[–]WarriorsSalohcin265 2207 指標 11小時前

Win a game without ever dribbling the basketball

勇士球迷：全场不运球赢下比赛。

[–][GSW] Jason Richardsonthesixth 617 指標 10小時前

We netball now

勇士球迷：我们要转型篮网球队了。

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[译注1] 篮网球，又称为投球或英式篮球，是一种发源自篮球的团队球类运动，一般被视为系以女性为主的运动项目

[–]Timberwolvespaul_f 251 指標 7小時前*

also early basketball

dribbling was actually invented as a loophole in the rules:

也可以说是早期的篮球。

实际上，运球最初是作为规则漏洞而被发明出来的：

James Naismith"s original rules said nothing about dribbling, merely stating that passing the ball was the legal way of advancing it. Players soon developed the strategy of "passing to themselves", which Naismith himself both endorsed and admired for its ingenuity, and which evolved into the dribble as it is known today. The first known team to dribble was Yale University in 1897.

詹姆斯-奈史密斯初始的规则根本就没提及过运球，只说了传球是一种合规的推进方式，结果球员很快就发明出了“传给自己“这个打法，对此奈史密斯本人是十分支持与欣赏的，他认为这个打法很巧妙，进而演化为了当今我们所熟知的运球。已知的第一个采用运球技术的队伍正是1897年的耶鲁大学校队。

initially there was two modes of dribbling, the other of which worked by batting the ball in the air repeatedly

最开始的运球有两种形式，除了现在我们知道的这种，另一种是将篮球在空中反复击打。

EDIT: some more info:

再补充一些信息：

In the original rules players could not bounce the ball. In 1901, the rule was enacted permitting players to bounce the ball one time. This single dribble amounted to a pass more than a dribble since the ball had to be tossed higher than a player"s head and then recovered. However, players were required to pass the ball and could not shoot after bouncing it.

在原始规则下，球员们是不能拍球的。1901年规则被修改，允许球员们拍一次球。不过一次运球当时更被计成一次传球而不是运球，因为球必须高过头顶再落下。不过，球员们都被要求传球，而且在拍球后不能投篮。

Players could use this one bounce tactic numerous times in succession since there was no rule limitation. In 1909, continuous dribbling and shots off dribble were instituted. Being able to shoot off the dribble transformed the dribble from a defensive maneuver to get out of trouble into a potent offensive weapon. Double dribbling was also eliminated at this time. Note: In 1927 there was a period when dribblng was outlawed, but then reinstated two weeks later.

球员们可以连续使用“拍一次球”的规则，并没有规则来约束这一行为。1909年，连续运球和运球后投篮的规则被正式确立。能够在运球后衔接投篮，直接使得原本被当作是用来摆脱麻烦的防守技战术的“运球”变成了强力进攻杀器，也正是在这个时候，二次运球被彻底禁止。注意：1927年时曾有一段时间运球被规定为非法动作，不过仅在两周之后就恢复了其合法地位。

[–][GSW] Jason Richardsonthesixth 114 指標 7小時前

Some ProAm should adopt the old rules for a charity game I"d tune in immediately.

勇士球迷：业余比赛比如慈善赛什么的可以采用老规则啊。我肯定第一个看。

[–]jumanjiz 683 指標 11小時前

As much better a player Steph is than Klay overall, I think Klay would be the one more likely to get to 100.

虽然整体来说，库里还是要比克莱强不少，但是我觉得克莱更有可能砍下100分。

1. Only play left handed

2. Score 187 points in a game (I think the current record is 186)

其他建议：

1、只用左手。

2、球队单场比赛砍下187分（我记得现在的单场记录是186分）

[–]Hornetsthe_hibachi 169 指標 6小時前

Steph’s greatness is more sustainable game-to-game, but Klay has a higher ceiling that he can hit for like one quarter.

库里的伟大更有持续性，但是克莱的单节（得分）上限更高。

[–][TOR] Vince Cartercysenberg 211 指標 6小時前

If you"re wondering what the record for points in a quarter is, you just watched it!

“如果你在好奇单节得分纪录是多少，不用好奇了，你刚刚亲眼见证了它的诞生！”

[译注1]

[译注1]CSN解说员那场比赛的解说词。

[–]Heatiankstarr 65 指標 5小時前

Legendary call. I still get chills watching the replay from that quarter.

传奇般的解说语录。现在再看那节比赛的录像还是会让我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩。

[–]LakersRoller95 580 指標 11小時前

That would honestly be really funny.

Make Curry only shoot with his eyes closed.

Start the bench players for one game.

Only throw bounce passes.

Try to get the opponents to commit an 8 second violation at least once every quarter.

That’s the best I can come up with.

湖人球迷：那就真的太搞笑啦。

让库里只能闭着眼睛投篮。

用替补球员打首发。

只使用击地传球。

迫使对方每节比赛出现至少一次8秒违例。

我能想到最好玩的就这些了。

[–]marcvsHR 190 指標 9小時前

Make Curry shoot from half court only

只允许库里在中圈投篮。

[–]Trail BlazersPortlandblazer07 182 指標 8小時前

and tell him every shot he makes helps children with cancer

然后告诉他每投中一个球就能帮到身患癌症的孩子。

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[译注2]库里在2016年全明星赛的一个互动活动超远三分全失。该活动是为了纪念表彰克雷格-赛格、NBA著名主持人，同时也是Make-a-Wish（许愿基金）为癌症捐款的活动。原本，库里每投中一个三分，就会捐献一大笔钱，但是库里遗憾的投丢了。之后在reddit便成为一个热门的梗，网友笑称库里是癌症代言人。

[–]Heatc2darizzle 404 指標 10小時前

Sign a fan to a 10 day contract and win the game with them playing PG

用10天短合同签个球迷让他打控卫，然后拿下比赛。

[–]bball84958294 100 指標 9小時前

No chance they could win that game.

绝对不可能赢。

[–]techlogger 243 指標 8小時前

Ok, what about a Golden Retriever at 2?

好吧，那换成让一只金毛打2号位？

[–]Warriors54N74C2UZ 202 指標 8小時前

Nick young is already there

勇士球迷：我们已经有尼克-杨了。

[–][LAL] Rick Foxmelperz 124 指標 8小時前

Imitate the opposing team"s last executed play and make the goal.

模仿对方上一回合的战术然后打中。

[–][GSW] David WestHelicase21 120 指標 10小時前

Get Javale McGee 30 points (or Jordan Bell if McGee doesn"t re-sign)

勇士球迷：让麦基得30分（如果麦基不续约的话，可以换成贝尔）。

[–]Thunder_Iroha 239 指標 10小時前

Try the strategy where everyone surrounds one player, except that player is Draymond

试试那个所有人把一个球员围起来的战术。不过这个球员得是格林而不是库里。

[译注3]

[译注3][美国JRs之声]异想天开：手拉手给库里做人墙；拿枪的小托马斯防守能跟罗伯森较量？>>http://bbs.hupu.com/22582418.html

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonKelseyPlumFan 67 指標 11小時前

Dribble backwards

勇士球迷：倒着运球。

[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 115 指標 11小時前

Play in sandals.

穿拖鞋打球。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadefattybunter 112 指標 8小時前

Everyone sleeping on #6 here. Draymond going for a legendary 6x points/rebounds/assists/steals/blocks and then fouling out would be the greatest thing in sports

喂你们都忽略了楼主的第六条规则啊，追梦砍下具有传奇色彩的6分6板6助6断6帽，然后再6犯罚出，绝对会是体育史上一段佳话啊！

[–][PHI] Ben Simmonscygodx 509 指標 11小時前

i believe every team tries #9 every game

我觉得所有球队都在尝试第九条规则。

[–]brisketis[S] 287 指標 11小時前

I don"t think so.

Most players are willing to take some risks because of the potential reward.

Some coaches are pissed when a team has too little turnovers because it means they were not aggressive enough.

那可未必。

由于可能带来的回报，多数球员还是愿意去冒险的。

有些教练甚至会因为球队失误太少而发飙，因为这说明球员的侵略性不够强。

[–][PHI] Ben Simmonscygodx 33 指標 11小時前

they still try tho

但实际上他们还是在试着达成零失误。

[–]brisketis[S] 208 指標 11小時前

To avoid all turnovers you would:

Not drive aggressively to the basket because of the high risk of a steal

Make any pass that is even remotely risky

Shot with 5 left on the clock for fear of a shot clock violation

要想避免出现任何失误，你就得做到：

1、不能贸然攻框，因为被抢断的风险很高。

2、传球只能传十拿九稳的球。

3、还剩5秒时再投篮，避免出现投篮违例。

Look at Lebron. He is one of the highest IQ players. But almost every year he"s top 5 in turnovers. Because he understands you need to be willing to risk turnovers to make plays.

If a team is super conservative they could minimize turnovers but they would also be missing out on a ton of opportunities.

看看勒布朗，他是球商最高的球员之一，但是勒布朗几乎每年都是失误排名前五的球员，因为他明白想要打进球就得承受失误的风险。

如果球队特别保守，失误的确能控制到最少，但另一方面他们也会错过很多的机会。