日管师从比利-金，三黄金控卫换一地鸡毛丨好人门罗去太阳真可怜日管师从比利-金

日管师从比利-金，三黄金控卫换一地鸡毛丨好人门罗去太阳真可怜

[Wolstat] So the Suns basically have Marquesse Chriss, a couple of likely non-lottery picks and 1 yr of Monroe for Isaiah Thomas, Goran Dragic, and Bledsoe?

Wolstat：所以太阳送走了小托马斯、德拉季奇、布莱索，就换来了克里斯、一些很有可能不是乐透签的选秀权、还有门罗的一年使用权？

[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe 1238 指標 14小時前

even worse, we gave up the lakers top 5 protected 2015 --> top 3 protected 2016/2017 --> unprotected 2018 pick for Brandon fucking Knight.

太阳球迷：其实比这个还要糟糕，猜猜我们用湖人2015年的前五顺位保护签->2016-2017赛季的前三顺位保护签->2018年无保护首轮签换来了谁？他妈的布兰登-奈特。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 418 指標 14小時前

oh my god i forgot about that

哎呦卧槽，我把这个忘了。

[–]Lakersrebeltrillionaire 262 指標 14小時前

Even worse, if you didn"t know he"s not even playing this year.

更糟糕的是，奈特这赛季还一场没打呢。

[–]SunsDalbzzz 115 指標 14小時前

Which is actually a good thing for the suns. Hes terrible.

太阳球迷：他不上场对于我日来说其实是件好事。他糟糕透了。

[–]LakersMycoJoe 205 指標 12小時前

I don"t love Brandon Knight but lets be real there are far worse contracts and players than him. You think 13.5/14.5/15.5 for the next 3 years is bad for Knight? How about 16/17/18 for Kent Bazemore? 17/18/19 for Luol Deng? How about any money at all, let alone 5 mil a year for Kyle Singler? TT played like shit and now he"s missing 3-4 weeks but he"s still picking up 16.5/17.5/18.5 mil a year for the next 3.

我个人对奈特没那么热爱，但是比他烂的合同和球员多了去了。你觉得奈特未来三年拿1350、1450和1550万美元的合同很糟糕？咱们来看看贝兹摩尔吧，他未来三年是1600万、1700万和1800万。罗尔-邓呢？1700万、1800万和1900万。而且信鸽这种一分钱都不该拿的竟然还占了雷霆500万的薪金空间。骑士的TT打的跟屎一样，而且现在还将缺席三到四周，然而他未来三年还会拿到1650万、1750万和1850万美元的薪水。

[–][SAS] Jonathon SimmonsThe_Tank_ 177 指標 12小時前

[–][PDX] Rod StricklandDrTom 55 指標 11小時前

[–]ThunderiPhoneGalaxyS12 59 指標 10小時前

[–]Lakershigh_changeup 13 指標 12小時前*

Add Mozgov, Mahinmi, Biyombo, Asik, Dieng, and sort of Reggie Jackson to the list!

And Marvin Williams and Faried.

莫兹戈夫、马辛米、比永博、阿西克、迪昂都属于垃圾合同范畴的，雷吉-杰克逊勉强也算个吧。马文-威廉姆斯和法里埃德也好不到哪去。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicRnorman3 90 指標 14小時前

I still have a dream that Brandon knight leads y’all to prominence and the suns have a decade long playoff rivalry with the nuggets that is dubbed the dark knight vs the joker.

掘金球迷：我依然希望布兰登-奈特能带你日走向辉煌，从而与我金成为季后赛宿敌，黑暗骑士（Knight=奈特=骑士）对战小丑（约基奇Jokic的外号Joker）

[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe 46 指標 14小時前

I would like nothing more than that

太阳球迷：要真是这样我就满足啦。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicRnorman3 26 指標 14小時前

Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s going to happen.

掘金球迷：不幸的是，不太可能。

[–][BKN] Spencer DinwiddieExpulsure 343 指標 15小時前

Billy King approves

篮网球迷：比利-金欣慰地点了点头。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 123 指標 15小時前

But King did the opposite. Phoenix has an unprotected Miami 2021 1st round pick that everyone is overly discounting - just like King and the majority of NBA fans did of the future Brooklyn picks back in 2013.

比利-金做的是恰恰相反的事。太阳有热火2021年无保护的首轮签，这个很多人都忽视了。就跟比利-金和大多数NBA球迷在2013年没有把未来的篮网签当回事一样。

[–]New Jersey NetsAveryBeal 41 指標 14小時前

Miami will make sure that pick sucks

篮网球迷：热火估计到那时候战绩也上来了，那选秀权也没啥用了

[–][BKN] Spencer DinwiddieExpulsure 30 指標 14小時前

Shit trades are shit trades

篮网球迷：烂交易就是烂交易，没什么好说的。

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 39 指標 14小時前

But the Dragic and Bledsoe trades aren"t/weren"t shit for Phoenix.

但是德拉季奇和布莱索的交易对于太阳来说并不算特别烂的交易。

[–]Bullshankbaumbach 171 指標 14小時前

Oooo do us next! Do us next!

公牛球迷：好好玩！来给我牛做个类似的分析吧！

[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 98 指標 14小時前

Didn"t you trade a lot for literally nothing?

勇士球迷：你们送走了很多好用的，换来的几乎没有能用的。

[–][SAC] Jason Williamssnowlarbear 61 指標 13小時前

idk the emergence of lauri has made a lot of bulls fans feel at least somewhat better.

不一定啊，劳里-马尔卡宁的出现估计让很多公牛球迷都好受点了。

[–]SunsBillMurrie 214 指標 15小時前

Yeah, we tried to straddle the line between rebuilding and competing, many of the moves haven"t worked out, and many have. That"s how it goes. Now we"re clearly rebuilding and have a ton of picks and young talent to do it with. There"s worse situations to be in.

太阳球迷：确实，我日曾经在重建和冲击季后赛之间犹豫不决，骑墙观望，许多的操作都不太成功，但是也有很多不错的运作。事情往往就是这样发展的。现在我们很显然要开始重建了，有一大堆选秀权，也有年轻的天赋球员能得到锻炼。我们的情况说不上太糟糕。

[–]SunsEggsInMyToolbox 99 指標 15小時前

Also I feel like this dude is underestimating the heat picks. Why even include Dragic in this tweet? I feel like that was a great deal.

太阳球迷：而且我觉得主楼这个记者有点低估热火送出的首轮了。为什么要把德拉季奇也扯进来？当时送走他是笔很不错的交易啊。

[–]SunsORANG_DRAGIC 66 指標 14小時前

unprotected in 2021...what was the last pick that was traded that was unprotected?

太阳球迷：是啊，2021年的无保护首轮。上次有球队送出无保护首轮是什么时候的事了？

[–][CLE] Mark PriceHardKnockRiffe 50 指標 14小時前

I seem to recall us holding an unprotected pick from some team...

骑士球迷：我好像隐约记得我骑现在就手握某只球队的无保护首轮呢。

[–]BullsExplodingCatDiarrhea 113 指標 15小時前*

No one saw Isaiah Thomas becoming the player he is now. Secondly It"s too early to count where the picks land. The unprotected Miami pick could be in the lottery for all we know. And Chriss could develop into a great player AND he is only a sophomore.

But yeah let"s just make fun of the Suns, who cares

谁都没想到小托马斯能达到今天的高度。其次，现在预测太阳得到的选秀权会是什么顺位还太早了。热火送出的无保护首轮就很有可能是乐透签嘛。而且克里斯也有可能成长为一名优秀的球员，这才是他的第二个赛季啊。不过，嘲笑太阳就好了是吧，根本没必要认真分析篮球。一贯的操性。

[–]KingsIMDATBOY 101 指標 13小時前

Isaiah was averaging 20 a game for the Kings as he battled for shot attempts with Boogie and Rudy Gay. He definitely showed potential, and the Suns played him off the bench.

国王球迷：小托马斯为国王打球的时候场均20分，而且当时还需要跟考辛斯和盖伊分享出手权。他当时肯定是显示出了自己的潜力，而且小托马斯在太阳打的是替补。

[Lee] Feel bad for Greg Monroe. Chose MIL as a free agent in 2015 because he believed in Bucks’ future & wanted to be on playoff team. Now in PHX

有点同情门罗。他在2015年选择加盟雄鹿是因为他相信雄鹿的未来，并且希望加入一支季后赛球队。然而，他现在却被送到了菲尼克斯。

[–][MIA] Dion WaitersTito_Our_Saviour 2844 指標 17小時前

You know what to do Greg if you want out. Just one simple tweet, 5 words.

门罗，不想呆的话发条推特就好啦，五个字就够。

[–][TOR] Delon Wrightwallz_11 2112 指標 17小時前

"I"m at the barber shop"

“我在理发店。”[译注1]

[译注1]布莱索跟太阳经理说自己是在理发店发的推特。

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkerpraise_the_hankypank 522 指標 16小時前

That will be $10,000 please.

您好，这次理发费用是一万美元，请到前台结账。[译注2]

[译注2]布莱索因为推特的不当言论被罚款一万美元。

[–][OKC] Derek Fisherlolidk420 398 指標 15小時前*

Barber: “what do you want” Monroe: “a trade” Barber: “say no more”

托尼老师：“帅哥今天想怎么做？”

门罗：“交易。”

托尼老师：“得嘞！”

[–]KingsPM_ME_UR_TESTIMONIES 187 指標 14小時前

That’ll cost you 500vc

扣款：2K的500虚拟金币。

[–]76ersJustRecentlyI 67 指標 14小時前

Aw man, now i"m on the Bulls. Why can"t i get a refund?

卧槽，我要是被交易到了公牛能退款不？

[–]BullsOnceAteABurgerAMA 101 指標 12小時前

My player in like 2k11 I think got drafted by the Bucks which pissed me off but I just played with them until I could get traded to the Bulls. During that time I developed a deep hatred for Andrew Bogut because it seemed like everything he did negatively affected my player. I finally get traded to the Bulls and I"m happier to be away from Bogut than the Bucks, and I just jump into my first game right away only to find out that Bogut was fucking traded with me. I started a new my player.

公牛球迷：好像是2K11吧，在我的球员模式里，我被交易到雄鹿了，给我气得半死，但是我还是坚持做雄鹿的一员，照常上场打球，直到我最终如愿被交易到公牛去。在那段时间里我对博古特产生了一种很深的怨念，因为他特么总是碍我的事。后来被交易到了公牛，我寻思我他妈终于能拜托雄鹿和博古特了，我就赶紧模拟到赛季第一场比赛准备开打，结果我特么打开才发现，我是跟博古特一起打包交易到公牛的。然后就没有然后了，我开了个新档。

[–][LAL] Julius RandleIdiotCharizard 267 指標 16小時前

Get me out of here

韦德t-moblie广告：放我出去！

[–]RaptorsAstro_Sloth 165 指標 15小時前

Wow, never seen this. Prime meme material if the Cavs collapse.

哇，从来没见过这个广告，要是骑士最终真的崩盘了的话，这个广告会成为绝世好梗啊。

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumDroppin_DimesSP 124 指標 15小時前

That commercial used to be played so often lol..... Also I think all Boston fans hate wade

凯尔特人球迷：这个广告以前总放。不过我感觉所有的凯尔特人球迷都恨韦德啊（广告里凯尔特人球迷也在招募韦德）

[–]Rocketsemd9629 66 指標 15小時前

but all Boston fans would have creamed their pants if he went there (back then)

要是韦德巅峰时期去了凯尔特人，波士顿球迷得精尽人亡吧。.

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumDroppin_DimesSP 50 指標 15小時前

No no... I always hated him cause I used to be under the username rondogoat or whatever and he fucked up rondo lol

凯尔特人球迷：不不，我一直都恨韦德，因为我以前的用户名好像是隆多历史第一人什么的，然后隆多就被...

[–]Bucksstubear89 855 指標 17小時前

Moose is a class act. Hope he does well in Phoenix so he has good suitors in free agency.

雄鹿球迷：门罗是很有风度的球员。我希望他能在太阳一帆风顺，从而在自由市场中找到适合自己的下家。

[–]PistonsTimRigginsPanther 324 指標 16小時前

He was in Detroit as well. Even when it became clear that the team was going to let him go, SVG had nothing but praise for him and Moose had only positive things to say about the way the franchise treated him.

活塞球迷：他在活塞的时候也很有风度。即使是当时球队显然不想留他的时候，大范甘迪也对他赞不绝口，而门罗对活塞也是赞赏有加，没有怨念。

[–]Andre_Nickatina2 123 指標 20小時前

Besides getting that DUI and pissing himself.

除了被抓到酒驾而且还尿裤子了。

[–]guccimanelaflare1017 219 指標 14小時前

It happens

谁还没个狗屎运呢。

[–][NYK] Jason KiddRasheediscool 555 指標 17小時前

I mean it"s the NBA so this kinda stuff happens. Also he never lived up to his contract. If he played like a 17 million dollar player then he"d still be on the Bucks

额，这是NBA啊，这类不如人愿的事总会发生。而且门罗一直都没打出匹配合同的表现。如果他对得起自己1700万美元合同的话，雄鹿也不会把他交易走。

[–]ClippersTestFixation 269 指標 16小時前

Then again he did take Draymond Green to school to snap the Warriors" 24 game winning streak.

但是他确实曾经教格林做人，终结了勇士的24连胜。

[–]San_Jose_Dude 229 指標 15小時前

And for that he deserves lifelong employment by the Bucks.

所以因为这个壮举，雄鹿应该双手送上终身合同是吧？

[–]BucksLastFirstism 122 指標 16小時前

He still made the playoffs with the Bucks. Disappointing I"m sure that it looks like he won"t get another contract as big as his last and that he became a 6th man, but I can"t say I feel that bad - he did fine in Milwaukee. You"ll feel bad for most players if not everything breaks their way perfectly - and, as you said, Moose had the opportunity to earn a role in the Bucks" future.

雄鹿球迷：他在雄鹿还是随队打入了季后赛啊。表现确实不尽如人意，而且他下份合同也不会这么大了，毕竟是第六人啊，但是我真没有多同情他。要是机会就摆在眼前他还抓不住的话，那就真没什么可惋惜的了。

[–]Cavaliersrosesarewet[S] 909 指標 17小時前

top 10 anime betrayals

今日为你带来，动漫史上前十的无情背叛！

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramuez 371 指標 17小時前

Greg Monroe: NANI?

门罗：纳尼？？？

[–]Spursoolongtea19 171 指標 16小時前

Omae wa mou shindeiru.

日语：你已经死了！

[–]Mavericksdeknegt1990 46 指標 15小時前

"You"re already dead"

It was a quote from classic Anime Fist of the North Star (Hokuto Hyakuetsu Ken) where he rabbitpunched a guy a million times for no damage. And then 5 seconds later their body would explode

给不懂的人解释下，上面这句话的意思是你已经死了，来自经典动漫北斗神拳的Ken，他连击对手一百万下但是看起来没有造成任何伤害，然后五秒之后，对手的身体就会爆炸。

[–]KnicksSaucy_Totchie 277 指標 16小時前

Could"ve just left it as:

Feel bad for Greg Monroe. Now in PHX.

尼克斯球迷：其实这个标题可以缩短点：我挺同情门罗的，他被送到菲尼克斯去了。

[–]Jsmity89 93 指標 14小時前

You know you"re shit when the Knicks fans" roast you.

当尼克斯球迷都敢嘲笑一个队的时候，你就知道那个队是真烂了。

[–]Heatred_right_hand_ 184 指標 17小時前

It"s a good trade for him. He gets more playing time to increase his value before free agency.

这笔交易对门罗来说还可以了啊，上场时间增加了，在自由市场来临之前能提升下自己的价值

[–]SunsGoAheadAndJudgeMe 121 指標 16小時前

We"ll see. Suns still have Chandler and Len.

太阳球迷：等着看吧，钱德勒和莱恩也是中锋。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson21Radish 42 指標 16小時前

No way in hell they’ll play Len over Monroe

太阳怎么可能不选门罗选莱恩呢？

[–]RocketsBobHorry 115 指標 15小時前

He"s younger, he has better stats, he"s got more chemistry/experience with the team, he"s got a contract that makes him more a future for the team? why the hell wouldn"t they play Len over him?

莱恩更年轻，数据更好，而且化学反应/与球队的经验也更充分。而且莱恩身背一份没有到期的合同，所以他更属于太阳的一份子。太阳怎么可能选门罗不选莱恩呢？