凯西成为活塞主帅，美国球迷：凯西能助德拉蒙德成为最佳防守球员 [Wojnarowski] Dwane Casey has reache

[Wojnarowski] Dwane Casey has reached an agreement on a 5-year deal to become the next coach of the Detroit Pistons, league sources tell ESPN.

据NBA记者Adrian Wojnarowski报道，有联盟中的消息人士向ESPN透露，德韦恩-凯西与活塞已经达成一份为期5年的合同协议，他将成为新任活塞主帅。

投票主题：凯西能不能帮助德拉蒙德更进一步？

能

不能

[–]Magicnolessss 2718 指標 12小時前

These shitposts are getting out of hand

我了个艹休赛季的水贴都水到这种地步啦？

[–]skyscraperfan 335 指標 12小時前

"We interrupt your regularly programmed shitposting to bring you this important update"

“各位观众，非常抱歉，我们现在要中断一下原定播出的水帖栏目，并向您插播一条实时新闻。”

[–]Knicksyanat1228 371 指標 12小時前

r/nba is running out of gas

震惊！话题区巅峰已过？

[–]Thunderhomefree122 275 指標 11小時前

I’ve been coming to /r/NBA for over 5 years now. The shitposts never run out of gas. Find a new slant

得了吧，我混迹话题区也有5载春秋了。水帖大军从来就没有一丝丝巅峰下滑的痕迹。找个新的黑点吧！

[–][MIL] Malcolm BrogdonBart_Dart 741 指標 12小時前

SMH can"t believe the Raptors missed out on signing the reigning Coach of the Year. What are they thinking?

哎！难以置信猛龙竟然错过了这位年度最佳教练。他们想啥呢？

[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 232 指標 12小時前

Former COTY Sam Mitchell is still available if they act quickly.

[译注1]

前任年度最佳主教练萨姆-米切尔了解一下？他还赋闲在家，猛龙动作快点还有戏。

[译注1]萨姆-米切尔曾在猛龙执教4个多赛季，总战绩156胜189负。2006-07赛季猛龙队队史首次夺得大西洋赛区头名，以47胜的成绩追平队史常规赛最佳战绩，萨姆-米切尔也当选年度最佳教练。但是之后猛龙战绩一直无法提升，2008-09赛季猛龙队开局不利，仅有8胜9负。在12月3日以39分之差惨负掘金之后，猛龙宣布炒掉米切尔。

[–]RaptorsMore_Equal_Than_You 192 指標 12小時前

Detroit is like our 2nd home court, it’s like he never left

猛龙球迷：我一直都把底特律当做我们的第二主场。这样感觉凯西似乎并没有离开。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 495 指標 12小時前

Isn"t it your first home court?

Cause it seems like Air Canada is the Cavs"s home court.

勇士球迷：什么？底特律不是你龙的第一主场嘛？

加拿大航线中心貌似是骑士的主场啊。

[–]RaptorsMore_Equal_Than_You 191 指標 12小時前

Nowhere is safe

层主：唉呀，防不胜防啊。

[–]PistonsTaliZorah14 4170 指標 11小時前

We The (Slightly Lower) North

活塞球迷：我们是（稍稍偏南一点的）北境之王！

[–]McKingford 364 指標 9小時前

FWIW, in order to get to Canada from Detroit you have to cross the bridge or tunnel traveling due south.

其实吧，想要从底特律出发入境加拿大，你得先穿过南向的桥梁或者隧道。

[–][DET] Chauncey BillupsYROK1986 293 指標 9小時前

Detroit/Coordinates 42.3314°N, 83.0458°W

Toronto/Coordinates 43.6532°N, 79.3832°W

活塞球迷：

底特律城市坐标 42.3314°N, 83.0458°W

多伦多城市坐标 43.6532°N, 79.3832°W

[–]PistonsTaliZorah14 174 指標 9小時前

Thank you for posting this. I definitely meant Toronto was more north than Detroit, not Canada as a whole lol

活塞球迷：多谢老哥帮我把这些发出来。我想表达的就是多伦多要比底特律位置更靠北，而非在用整个加拿大的国界位置在和底特律比较。

[–][POR] Damian LillardChromeJester 91 指標 7小時前

We the (real) North 45.5122°N, 122.6587°W

开拓者球迷：我们是（真正的）北境之王。坐标45.5122°N, 122.6587°W，不服来辩。

[–][DET] Chauncey BillupsYROK1986 196 指標 7小時前

Minneapolis is farther North than Toronto too. 44.9778°N, 93.2650°W

Toronto, what a bunch of fucking frauds.

明尼阿波利斯的坐标是44.9778°N, 93.2650°W，也比多伦多更偏北。

多伦多真是一帮大忽悠啊，

(图注：附上下文中出现的若干城市位置对比)[–]Hawks TankwagonAtlanta-

Avenger 148 指標 7小時前

It’s why Lebron exposes them every postseason.

老鹰球迷：所以每到季后赛老詹都拆穿他们的虚假行径。

[–]Blazers Bandwagonfluffyninja69 79 指標 9小時前

Toronto was already the slightly lower north. Portland is the most northern team.

开拓者球迷：多伦多本身就在稍稍偏南的北境了。我拓才是最靠北的球队。

[–]CavaliersYash_We_Can 93 指標 8小時前

RIP Supersonics :(

西雅图超音速队一路走好:(

[–]Trail Blazersdweet 78 指標 6小時前

RIP Vancouver Grizzlies :(

开拓者球迷：温哥华灰熊队也一路走好:(

[–]klawhileonard 706 指標 11小時前

LeTroit doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as smoothly though

就是很遗憾，勒特律没有勒伦多那么琅琅上口。

[–]76ersjustflop 648 指標 11小時前

You sure mate?

Detroit

Letroit

老哥你确定吗？

底特律。

勒特律。

我觉得完全ok。

[–]Raptorsdealin92 210 指標 11小時前

No man you"re doing this completely wrong it should be DeTroit.

猛龙球迷：啊呀老哥你完全弄错了啊，德特律才对。

[–]76ersjustflop 365 指標 11小時前

DeTroit DeMichigan

[译注2]

德特律-德密歇根。

[译注2]上面两端模仿了德马尔-德罗赞名字”DeMar DeRozan”中字母大小写出现的顺序。

[–][DET] Brandon Jenningspeanutbutter1236 1851 指標 12小時前

Fine with me. Let"s see what he can do with this team. Excited for some change

活塞球迷：我看还行。挺期待凯西能搞出什么名堂。对即将出现的改变感到激动。

[–]Pistonswilli3blaz3 182 指標 11小時前

I think he brings a ton of promise. He did well for Toronto. Here’s to a healthy season of Reggie, Blake and Andre

活塞球迷：我觉得凯西让我塞的未来光明了许多。他之前在猛龙做得很棒。但愿下赛季他能执教一只拥有健康的雷吉-杰克逊，格里芬和庄神的球队。

[–]bearcat-- 61 指標 11小時前

He did well for Toronto in the regular season.

他在猛龙的时候是在常规赛做得很棒。

[–][LAC] Blake GriffinDaddy_Hernandez 159 指標 11小時前

That’s all you need to make the playoffs. And Blake don’t choke, he just break

快船球迷兼格里芬球迷：常规赛出色就足够让你打进季后赛了啊。而且格里芬可不会掉链子，他只会整个人垮掉而已。

[–][LAC] Blake GriffinDaddy_Hernandez 856 指標 11小時前

I hope Blake becomes your Point-4 and y’all snag like the 3rd seed.

楼上快船球迷：我希望格里芬能成为你们的控球大前锋，然后你塞挤进东部前三。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 504 指標 11小時前

I hope he does too in the 10 games he plays /s

勇士球迷：我也祝愿格里芬在下个赛季出战的十场比赛里表现优秀，TX。

[–][LAC] Blake GriffinDaddy_Hernandez 509 指標 11小時前

He’ll be healthy AF this year. He dumped the Kardashian, and he has Drummond to punch people for him.

之前的快船球迷：不不不，格里芬今年会像魔鬼筋肉人一样健康。他可是甩掉了卡戴珊家族的一员啊，而且格里芬现在身边还有庄神帮他朝对手怒挥老拳。

[–][HOU] James HardenGimmieABreakMan 304 指標 11小時前

Dodging the Kardashian curse adds like 10 points to a players overall the following year

火箭球迷：今日离开卡戴珊，明年10分账上添。

[–]Hawksdaeve 247 指標 11小時前

Which means Simmons is going to be averaging 0/10/10 next year

那合理反推一下，明年本-西蒙斯的场均数据大概就是0分10篮板10助攻了。

[–]CavaliersLakeErieMovement 1782 指標 12小時前

Dwane Casey itching to shit all over the Cavs without LeBron. 3 straight years of anger to be unleashed

骑士球迷：德维恩-凯西等不及把没有詹姆斯的我骑按在地上来回摩擦。这连续三年被骑士淘汰的怨火要冲破云霄了。

[–]RaptorsDeArmani_DeBooker 628 指標 12小時前

Pls

猛龙球迷：凯西大人，请动手吧。

[–]CavaliersLakeErieMovement 378 指標 12小時前

In 3 weeks once all the LBJ bandwagoners have left our sub we"ll be full team tank! I just hope Cedi drops 30 a night and we lose at least 55 games

层主：三周内所有的詹姆斯追随者都将离开骑区，到时候就要重启摆烂先锋了！我所剩不多的心愿就是切迪-奥斯曼能有场均30分的表现，同时我们输他个最少55场球。

[–]Trail BlazersMarcopolo325 167 指標 10小時前

Unfortunately ur still stuck in contender mentality, you actually want to lose more than 55 games now

开拓者球迷：很不幸，看来你们骑士球迷还没有从冠军争夺者的心态中走出来啊。在现如今的联盟，55场失利可远远达不到摆烂的目标啊。

[–]RaptorsCaptainHamst3r 970 指標 12小時前

Was a solid coach in Toronto. Hope him the best at detroit.

猛龙球迷：在我龙凯西教练的表现足够优秀了。祝他在活塞一切顺利。

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 339 指標 12小時前

Damn 5 years.

Shiiiiiit

He got paid a shit ton in Toronto too.

不过这可是5年签约合同啊。

我勒个去，

而且凯西在多伦多那边钱也没少挣。

[–][POR] Shareef Abdur-Rahimgrahamtasticj 113 指標 12小時前

Casey is a good coach. I think he will be great for the Pistons. I dont know if he is a championship caliber guy, but he"ll get them to the next step

凯西是个很不错的教练，我觉得他的上任会对活塞大有裨益。我不敢断言他的执教能力能否达到冠军教头的水平，但是凯西肯定能带领活塞比现在更进一步。

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartSmartBrown-SemiTerry 78 指標 11小時前

He designed the Dallas defense that stopped Lebron and the Heat, so he has some experience winning it all. It"s too unfortunate that it didn"t fully translate this year for Toronto.

凯尔特人球迷：时任助理教练凯西为独行侠设计的防守体系和战术帮助他们在2011年抵挡住了老詹和热火。因此凯西对夺冠这档子事还是有一点经验的。只是很不幸，这些经验今年没有在猛龙身上得到体现。

[–]Pistonsqedsquah 67 指標 11小時前

Because LeBron now isn’t the same as 2011 LeBron — he’s 10x smarter and that defense is slightly outdated.

Also when you have Marion as your primary defender and not OG (no disrespect but he’s a rookie) you are bound to have success.

活塞球迷：也许是因为詹姆斯已经不是2011年的詹姆斯了。他现在的篮球智商也许比当年高了十倍有余，而之前那套防守体系也许在当下也有些不合时宜了。

不仅如此，当你手下的头号防守球员是马里昂而非OG-阿奴诺比的时候（没有对OG防守表现的不敬之意，但他毕竟还是新秀），成功当然是不在话下了啊。

[–]RocketsJamTheGod 176 指標 12小時前

Pistons making playoffs.

活塞要进季后赛咯。

[–][SAS] Tiago Splitterthecrunchcrew 113 指標 11小時前

Only to be swept in the first round by his former players lol

马刺球迷：这样一来，凯西就有机会带队被自己的前队员横扫了哈哈。

[–]RaptorsIanicRR 194 指標 11小時前

We don’t know how to sweep teams. It’s not in our repertoire.

猛龙球迷：不谦虚地和你讲，我龙的词典里，就没有“横扫对面”这个词儿。

[–][DET] Chauncey BillupsSharpshooter90 454 指標 12小時前

I"m not super happy or super disappointed. Casey will change the locker room culture and light a fire under some asses but he has a low ceiling imo.

I still think this incredibly dumb to hire a coach and GM at the same time. A GM should be the one that hires the coach.

活塞球迷：对于凯西成为新任主教练这件事，我既没感到大喜过望，也并非觉得失望透顶。我个人的意见是，凯西会改善我们的更衣室文化，他还能使部分球员重燃斗志，但是他的上限并不高。

我还是觉得同时雇用教练和总经理的行为很蠢。总经理应该是负责雇用教练的人啊。

[–]RaptorsMasai-Ujiri 203 指標 12小時前

He will make Drummond a DPOY and make Blake play better D too. We"ve never had mobile bigs that are also extremely talented like the Pistons do. Let"s see what he does.

Also they better fucking stay healthy. please..

猛龙球迷：我觉得凯西会让庄神成长为最佳防守球员的，他也能鞭策格里芬在防守端打出更好表现。我龙从没能像活塞现在一样，拥有移动能力出色又极具天赋的大个子。对于凯西能掀起什么波澜，就让我们拭目以待。

当然他们一定要保持健康啊，不然一切都是白扯。