联盟实力均衡只因五五开；JR在07/08年的驾照分数高于本赛季单场 Why does everyone complain about par

Why does everyone complain about parity in the NBA?

为什么大家都在抱怨NBA的贫富差距？

The league went 1230-1230 as a whole and had exactly a .500 record. You can’t get much more parity than that.

联盟今年共计1230胜1230负，胜率是实打实的50%。五五开啊，这简直不能更公平了啊。

[–]WizardsNbahottakes 5364 指標 6小時前

SHIT POST SEASON IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

休赛季一大波水贴正在袭来！

[–]zeezlebop2 391 指標 5小時前

This. This is quality shit posting. Short, to the point, clever. Not “what if players and GMs fell in love”

这才是高质量的水贴。简短，开门见山，很皮。和“如果球员和管理层相爱怎么办”一类的垃圾水贴完全不是一个层次。

[–]CelticsMeowsickles 388 指標 6小時前

/r/theydidthemath

这贴还运用到了数学知识。

[–]KnicksNaweezy 148 指標 5小時前

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

完美平衡，这才是事情应有的样子。

[译注1]

[译注1]灭霸台词。

[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 319 指標 6小時前

we had two playoff races where the 3-8 seeds in the east and 3-10 seeds in the west were separated by less than 3-5 games most of the year. and had two 7 game conference finals for the first time in 40 years.

勇士球迷：今年东部的3-8号种子和西部3-10号种子的胜场差一整年基本都保持在3-5场以内。而且今年也是四十年来首次东西部决赛双双进入抢七。

[–]Thunderjdawg0507 337 指標 5小時前

this season was really fun to watch until the finals. the jazz upsetting the thunder, Pels sweeping rip city, the Celtics exploding after taking Giannis to 7, Pacers taking the Cavs to 7, the raptors taking the biggest L of the season. you know

这个赛季除了总决赛以外观赏性真的很强。爵士逆袭雷霆，鹈鹕横扫开拓者，凯尔特人把字母哥拖入抢七后一路高歌，步行者将骑士拖入抢七。还有就是，猛龙是这个赛季最大的输家。大家都懂的。

[–]Celticssdfgewrgbs 130 指標 5小時前

The second round was a sweep and three other 4-1 series.

Only the first round and the conference finals were that interesting.

凯尔特人球迷：但是第二轮是一个横扫和三个4-1。

只有第一轮和分区决赛比较有意思。

[–]Thunderjdawg0507 157 指標 5小時前

raptors getting swept was fun tho

雷霆球迷：但是猛龙被横扫也很有观赏性哈哈。

[–]CavaliersGarfield-1-23-23 956 指標 2小時前

Years ago in the middle of the NFL season a talking head on ESPN noted that teams on average had scored 14.1 points per game (this was a long damn time ago). Then another talking head noted that teams on average had given up 14.1 points per game, and that it was interesting that those two numbers were the same. Then the first talking head said that usually those numbers were the same by the end of the season, but it was interesting that they were so close this early in the season.

骑士球迷：好多年以前的NFL赛季中，一个ESPN的解说员提到，所有球队场均得到14.1分每场（这可是很久很久以前的数据了）。另一个解说员接着说，所有球队场均失分也是14.1分，有意思的是这两个数字竟然一样。然后第一个解说员又说，这两个数字在赛季末的时候经常是一样的，但是在赛季前期就如此相近实在是很有意思。

[–]BucksJiManChoiForeverEver 431 指標 1小時前

Holy shit humans are retarded haha

我了个艹人类是真智障啊哈哈哈哈。

[–]Wizardsacosmichippo 125 指標 1小時前

Nah, just sports pundits.

不，只有挑口水的体育媒体人是ZZ。

[–]Warriorsfarikogrim 2160 指標 6小時前

sigh

A .500 record isnt REALLY a .500 record.

Ill explain later

勇士球迷：一声长叹！

50%胜率并非真正的50%胜率，等我一会儿再给你们解释。

[译注2]

[译注2]在今年东部第二轮第三场比赛前，詹姆斯说“两分不是真正的两分，等我一会再给你们解释。”第三场詹姆斯投中压哨绝杀，将比分带到3：0。这个梗从此在Reddit流传开来。

[–][POR] Damian Lillardchallenger_black[S] 1410 指標 6小時前

Raptors found a way to lose extra

开拓者球迷：虽然联盟总体战绩是五五开，但猛龙偏偏要输的更多一点！

[–]PrinceOctavius 665 指標 5小時前

Lol you Portland fans must be so happy the Raptors fucked up so much

哈哈哈你拓球迷肯定很高兴看到猛龙被吊打得那么惨。

[–][POR] Damian Lillardchallenger_black[S] 544 指標 5小時前

You don’t even know lol, they are paying for our sins

开拓者球迷：那真是简直了啊哈哈~猛龙是在为我们的罪过付出代价啊！

Fun Fact: Lebron James has been swept in every finals he hasn’t had James Jones as a teammate.

趣闻：勒布朗-詹姆斯在没有詹姆斯-琼斯的情况下每届总决赛都被横扫。

2007 Cavs swept by the Spurs no James Jones. 2011-2014 Lebron and James Jones teammates in Miami. 2015-2017 Lebron and James Jones teammates in Cleveland. 2018 Cavs swept by GSW no James Jones.

2007年，骑士阵中没有琼斯，被马刺横扫。2011-2014年，詹姆斯和琼斯共同为热火效力。2015-2017年，詹姆斯和琼斯共同为骑士效力。2018年，骑士没有琼斯，被勇士横扫。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 5432 指標 10小時前

L o c k e r R o o m G u y

勇士球迷：更衣室巨头。

[–]Cavaliersaznhoopster 1933 指標 9小時前

I know this post is generally not serious but not having James jones, Richard Jefferson, or Channing Frye has had a pretty decent effect on our chemistry :/ miss those guys

骑士球迷：我知道这种水贴都是开玩笑的，但是失去了詹姆斯-琼斯，理查德-杰弗森和钱宁-弗莱确实对我们的化学反应有很大影响。:/很怀念这些家伙。

[–][NYK] Kyle O"QuinnHovas_Witness 633 指標 9小時前

David Griffin split up RJ and Channing Frye, he is literally the devil.

大卫-格里芬把杰弗森和弗莱分开了，他简直是活脱脱的魔鬼！

[–][LAL] Pau Gasolrydog123bruh 230 指標 9小時前

For cash nonetheless

湖人球迷：而且还是为了现金（省钱）。

[–]Celticssdfgewrgbs 112 指標 5小時前

David Griffin subscribes to the Wu Tang school of thought regarding front office management, in which cash rules everything around him.

大卫-格里芬尊崇的是Wu Tang Clan（说唱组合）的流派，现金主导一切！

[–]BlindedbythePhxSuns 109 指標 8小時前

Altman got the job on July 24th and the RJ trade wasn’t made until October. I don’t think Griffin split them up

奥尔特曼是2017年7月24日走马上任的。而杰弗森的交易则是在十月一号完成的，所以我不觉得格里芬要背锅。

[–]WarriorsGkender 69 指標 8小時前

I don’t know why, but I got to start really loving R Jefferson in 2015. I think his BBIQ’s pretty high. And that take’s being strengthened by seeing him on more talk shows recently

勇士球迷：不知道为啥，但我从2015年开始特别喜欢杰弗森。他的篮球智商特别高。而且他在最近参加的很多谈话节目上的表现也说明了这点。

[–][ORL] J.J. Redickmalford0923 75 指標 7小時前

He’s good for one huge “I can’t believe he can still do that” dunk a game too

他也擅长在每场比赛贡献能让观众惊呼“没想到他现在还这么猛”的扣篮。

[–][DET] Ben WallaceColtrane811 2998 指標 10小時前

Better way to phrase that: Lebron has never won a Finals game without James Jones.

换个标题这贴能更火：在没有詹姆斯-琼斯帮助下的詹姆斯没赢过一场总决赛！

[–]Bullsiiamthepalmtree 1226 指標 9小時前

Lebron is 0-8 in Finals games without James Jones.

公牛球迷：没有詹姆斯-琼斯的帮助，詹姆斯的总决赛战绩是0胜8负。

[–]amazingoopah 679 指標 7小時前

James Jones is tired of carrying Lebron on his back to finals smh

哎，詹姆斯-琼斯已经厌倦了每次都扛着勒布朗杀入总决了。

[–]tj3_23 84 指標 7小時前

Jordan hasn"t lost a single Finals game without James Jones. Obvious proof that Jordan is better

再看看乔丹，就算没有詹姆斯-琼斯，他也没输掉任何一场总决赛。这就是乔丹比詹姆斯强的铁证！

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 717 指標 10小時前

At the very least i think Jones would"ve jumped in front of the whiteboard and taken the punch just like the Secret Service take a bullet for the President

如果琼斯还在骑士，那我觉得他至少会跳到白板前像特工为总统挡子弹一样接下这一拳。

[–]MurderingRayLewis 254 指標 10小時前

James Jones >>> LeBron confirmed

实锤了，詹姆斯-琼斯完全强过勒布朗！

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 322 指標 10小時前

James Jones would have been Cavs 3rd best player this series tbh

可惜了，詹姆斯-琼斯本可以在这次系列赛成为骑士第三好的球员。

[–]NBAIanCaesars 157 指標 9小時前

Perkins was 3rd best and he didn"t even play a second.

帕金斯是第三好的球员，而他连一秒都没打。

[–]Suns___ScubaSteve___ 1860 指標 10小時前

Lebron to Phoenix Confirmed...

太阳球迷：勒布朗加盟我日实锤！

[译注3]

[译注3]詹姆斯-琼斯在从骑士退役后，加盟太阳管理层，成为太阳的篮球运营副总裁。

[–]Bucksdichloroethane 618 指標 9小時前

The hardest road

最艰难的路。

[–]Raptorsupclassytyfighta 275 指標 8小時前

*The Hottest Road FTFY

帮你纠正一下，是最火热的路。

[译注4]

[译注4]菲尼克斯地处亚利桑那州，高温干燥。

[–]Cavaliersmayence 116 指標 8小時前

i haven"t slept in 26 hours so i don"t know how clearly i"m thinking, but honestly depending on how the draft and other free agency signings goes who says phoenix wouldn"t be a good destination for him

骑士球迷：我已经有26小时没睡觉了，我也不知道自己是不是在说胡话。但是讲道理，就选秀和其他自由球员签约的情况而言，太阳没准儿也是勒布朗的一个好下家呢？

[–]zeezlebop2 424 指標 8小時前

Go to bed

洗洗睡吧。

Fun Fact: J.R. Smith had more points on his license in 07/08 than he had points in a game this year (including postseason)

趣闻：JR-史密斯在07/08年的驾照分数比今年的任意一场比赛得分（包括季后赛）都要高。

At the time of his June 9th 2007 accident J.R. had 27 points on his license. Between the accident date and October 2008 he accumulated two more speeding tickets and three more suspensions most likely resulting in more points.

在2007年6月9日的那场车祸发生时，JR的驾照上有27分。在那之后和2008年十月之间，他又有两张超速罚单和三次停牌，很可能因此拿到了更多的分。

[译注5]

[译注5]美国大部分州的规则是如果驾驶违规会给驾照加分，加到一定程度会暂停或永久吊销驾照。跟中国正好相反。

Source: http://www.nj.com/nets/index.ssf/2009/06/denver_nuggets_guard_jr_smith.html

来源：http://www.nj.com/nets/index.ssf/2009/06/denver_nuggets_guard_jr_smith.html

His regular season high was 23 points and his postseason high was 20 points.

而他今年的常规赛得分纪录是23分，季后赛是20分。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223 1154 指標 9小時前

Posts like this are why I love r/nba

勇士球迷：这种帖子就是我爱上咱话题区的原因。

[–][IND] Victor Oladipodrummondsfreethrows 232 指標 9小時前

This is offseason front page worthy

这贴水出了能上休赛季话题区首页的水平。

[–]CelticsMeowsickles 185 指標 9小時前

I love the off season

凯尔特人球迷：我爱休赛季的话题区。

[–]WestBamaborn97 223 指標 8小時前

Lighting McQueen blew a 2 lap lead at the Pistons Cup.

活塞杯中的闪电麦坤在领先两圈的情况下被翻盘！

[译注6]

[译注6]《汽车总动员2》的剧情。实际上是一圈。

[–]WestMexicanBunnySlippers 63 指標 9小時前

This applies for last year too. Postseason high was 25, regular season high was 23.

这贴去年也能发。去年JR季后赛最高分是25分，而常规赛最高分是23分。

[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-Jabbarfuckitiroastedyou 2092 指標 9小時前

How the fuck did he keep his license is what I wanna know

湖人球迷：我比较关心他特么怎么没被吊销驾照。

[–][GSW] Jeremy Linptam 1773 指標 9小時前

"Do you have anything to say for yourself, Mr. Smith?"

"I have a lot of money, and I"m kind of a celebrity. Do you guys wanna meet Lebron?"

勇士球迷：“史密斯先生，你还有什么要为自己辩护的吗？”

“我有钱，而且我也算是名人了。你们想认识勒布朗吗？”

[–][TOR] Jonas Valanciunasbrandonasaur 958 指標 9小時前

Carmelo*

应该是“你们想认识卡梅隆-安东尼吗？”

[译注7]

[译注7]那时JR的队友是甜瓜。

[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisImSterling 98 指標 8小時前

Fuck J.R. Smith. There’s always a funny post or quote that rolls around and people get all mushy and weirdly appreciative of J.R. that completely swings the narrative until he fucks up again. But no, fuck J.R.. He’s a reckless driver who killed his friend and seems like a stupid motherfucker with barely any remorse for the things he does.

尼克斯球迷：JR-史密斯有多远滚多远。话题区总是会有关于JR的搞笑的帖子，或者他自己搞笑的言论，然后大家的态度就模糊起来了，莫名其妙地开始欣赏JR了，然后舆论风向就变了，直到JR再搞出什么破事。我拒绝这样，去TMDJR。他就是一个害死自己朋友的愣头司机，而且这个蠢B对自己干过的事情好像一点愧疚感都特么没有。

[–]SpursSC_Shitpost 79 指標 8小時前

How did he keep his job is what I wanna know. I feel like if he killed someone by driving recklessly in 2018, does he still make a roster? Probably not because he kinda sucks now, but it"s interesting to think about.

马刺球迷：我比较好奇他是怎么保住自己的工作的。如果他是在2018年因鲁莽驾驶导致别人死亡，那他还能在联盟混得下去吗？可能不会吧，因为他现在本来也挺烂。不过这件事本身还是值得思考的。

[–]76ersProfitLemon 105 指標 7小時前

Because he killed his friend who wasn’t buckled while he was driving recklessly. Of course I have a lot of sympathy for the guy who was killed and his family, but idk why we all assume his friend was completely a victim of JR. Being such close friends they probably shared similar interests and it probably just as easily could’ve been the friend killing JR in a similar situation.

因为JR的朋友在JR鲁莽驾驶的时候并没有系上安全带。当然我是很同情这个朋友和他的家庭的，但是我不知道为什么所有人都默认了他的死完全是JR的错。既然他们关系这么好，他们很可能有相似的兴趣爱好，本来也很有可能是他朋友在相似的情景下害死JR啊。

They were friends that played stupid games and won stupid prizes and JR had to live with the fact that he killed his close friend. It’s terrible but JR is hardly a murderer, just a complete dumbass. He deserves to live with the guilt of the consequences but I don’t think he needed to also lose his job

他们是一起玩愚蠢的游戏想获得愚蠢的刺激的朋友，而JR之后则需要面对自己害死了自己死党的事实。这很糟，但JR并不能算一个杀人犯，只是一个彻头彻尾的白痴。他活该生活在这件事的愧疚和阴影之下，但我不认为他还应该丢掉自己的工作。

Don"t let the Cavs sweep and free agency distract you from the fact that Luol Deng made $1,322,307.69 a minute of play time

不要让骑士被横扫和自由球员市场让你忘了这一事实：洛尔-邓每打一分钟比赛就挣1,322,307.69美元。

[–]76ersbengm225 950 指標 8小時前

I don"t know what you"re talking about. I see a guy who hit 50 percent from the field, set a career high in steal rate, and only turned the ball over once ALL YEAR for a team with the second-worst TO rate in the league.

76人球迷：我搞不懂你们在说什么。我看到的这个洛尔-邓投出50%的命中率、抢断率破生涯纪录，而且在一支全联盟第二差失误率的球队里一年只送出了一次失误！

[–]MagicStr8_up_Pwnage 201 指標 6小時前

Teams should be lining up to trade for that guy!

魔术球迷：所有球队都应该排着队换来这名球员！

[–]Lakersamaanirf 101 指標 6小時前

You guys could give us your pick for him!

湖人球迷：你魔完全可以用你们的选秀权来得到邓啊！

[–]Celticsfour_webs_playside 609 指標 8小時前

Hayward made $29,727,900 in only SIX MINUTES of a regular season game!!

That"s $4,954,650 per minute

and $82,577.50 per SECOND!!

Absolutely unacceptable from a max contract player. That is why Boston needs to trade him and Kyrie for Lebron. /s

凯尔特人球迷：海沃德常规赛上场6分钟就有近三千万美元的工资！！

这可是每分钟近五百万美元。

每秒钟赚八万多美元！！

这对一个顶薪球员来说是完全不可以接受的！这就是为什么凯尔特人应该拿他和欧文来换勒布朗，TX。

[–]RaptorsTheSimonToUrGarfunkl 116 指標 6小時前

Fuck it we"ll take him.

猛龙球迷：靠，我龙就忍痛收下这个海沃德吧。

[–]Sunsrqbmccoy 123 指標 6小時前

His playoff performance was just about as impressive as the Raptors"

太阳球迷：海沃德的季后赛表现简直跟你龙一样出色。

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 152 指標 10小時前

How much did they pay bogut per minute?

哪位老哥说一下他们每分钟付给博古特多少钱？

[–]WildYams 111 指標 8小時前

Who, the Lakers? They signed him for $2 million this year and he played for a few months. Or are you talking about last year with the Cavs when he got hurt in the first minute of playing time? The Cavs paid him $242k for those 58 seconds in a Cavs uniform.

谁，湖人吗？他们这赛季用两百万美元签下了他，而他也打了几个月。还是你在说去年博古特在骑士第一分钟就受伤的事？骑士那年为穿了58秒骑士球衣的博古特献上了二十四万零两千美元。

[–]chimbointhegimbo 117 指標 10小時前

Curse you Mitch Kupchak. Curse you.

扎你小人啊库普切克！扎你小人！

[–]Wizardsoriolesravens2004 38 指標 9小時前

At least you got rid of Mosgov. While also losing your former second overall pick. Good thing you guys lost him.

至少你湖摆脱了莫兹戈夫，同时也送走了你湖的前榜眼。嗯，你湖能甩掉墨子真是太棒了。手动狗头。

[–]Lakersjoerosion 66 指標 8小時前

The pick we got in the process turned out to be Kyle Kuzma -- who I"d take over DLo straight up. Between that and the Lopez rental, I"d say we won that trade.

湖人球迷：我们在那笔交易中得到的选秀权让我们选到了凯尔-库兹马，用他来替代拉塞尔我是毫不犹豫的。而且我湖还得到了一年合同的洛佩兹，我觉得我们这笔交易是赚了。