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开怼吧，学霸！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">开怼吧，学霸！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">不过.....</p><p style = "font-size:18px">隔日不见</p><p style = "font-size:18px">Liu小白们确实杀伤力俱增</p><p style = "font-size:18px">??????</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>灵魂一问：留学备考有没有捷径走？毕竟我很爱惜我的头发~</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">“四级飘过在留学考试里什么水平？”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“托福和雅思哪个更简单？？”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“不背单词考高分的秘诀？？？”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">—— Liu小白们新入（chun）门（meng）三连</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxdwo2ok7TMeqlCklEh6IwPKSO3wYicE3Hic7pUAsKGNCIRJQgKjxThZUQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">“世界那么大，</p><p style = "font-size:18px">有没有哪的考场更松一点？”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“我去东南亚考口语</p><p style = "font-size:18px">是不是完虐泰国口音拿高分？？”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“培训机构能提供</p><p style = "font-size:18px">星座跟我匹配的老师嘛</p><p style = "font-size:18px">我觉得谈得来对我复习很重要”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">——留学老司机</p><p style = "font-size:18px">奇（wai）思（men）妙（xie）想（dao）三连</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxtYqR2dD20T9HoXtW8ibnCakjA0iaVcyaMhuYsPiaNG2x871PmFicFz2jkQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">对此，</p><p style = "font-size:18px">我们的学霸大人怒怼！</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxbOuzjVIDkk03gCdZH0zboicUSvc5aE3KqcGIwqBWibtN0bMXe2bH9Ojg/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxykAibicu7Txibib82LTzyn8Y9w55n8HYh5icZjMLoZQ2poCNuSQ7GcUXfAQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /><br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">学霸怼归怼</p><p style = "font-size:18px">依旧语重心长：</p><p style = "font-size:18px">要留学，就没有捷径！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">毕竟..........</p><p style = "font-size:18px">隔壁电线杆儿上的“重金求子”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">你信吗？？？</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>灵魂二问：爱情和面包该选哪一个？不想汪的一声哭出来~</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">留学？爱情？怎么选？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">都说异国是情侣的最大阻碍</p><p style = "font-size:18px">美帝是电影的最佳桥段</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_gif/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxKKcgicE5FCictn8w9sy7gw3kaFTcpRfibw4daOndAbibswbGHOAm7onib7g/0?wx_fmt=gif" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">问出这个问题的童鞋</p><p style = "font-size:18px">学霸的回答将直戳你懦弱的小内心！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">因为这说明你</p><p style = "font-size:18px">无论是对留学还是对你的女朋友，都<img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVx97f3ES2fVClmavI6Du2ZFSVCYaqdfYw28JwD9o2ib8P3jrEWKWXR0uw/0?wx_fmt=png" /><br /><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxJmXPKNCILiazhIZXpoHXMPib2JIqUWJJnf3ibMSOQJ8VDWhPUbxWI6aAA/0?wx_fmt=png" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxGw3o0icAib4sKouHE9FoaQpWkOoOJAIoIjxYvusaz0SjMvqViaKEJbhug/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">不要再拿爱情和面包</p><p style = "font-size:18px">遮掩你的犹疑和脆弱了</p><p style = "font-size:18px">既然年轻的时候想要拼一把</p><p style = "font-size:18px">就尽力做最坏的打算</p><p style = "font-size:18px">赢最好的结局！</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>灵魂三问：海外镀金能帮我拿高薪吗？别说你不在意哟~</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">留学生中有个敏感的群体</p><p style = "font-size:18px">自小跟学霸不太一路</p><p style = "font-size:18px">问问题有一个套路：</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“我有一个同学。。。”</p><p style = "font-size:18px">“我有一个朋友。。。”</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxIibVmtcuAovxP7LT4efZQuJUCq1aVen5TNJ82p9BB5UoZHvF0BXibyVA/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">哎呦喂</p><p style = "font-size:18px">谁是同学、谁是朋友</p><p style = "font-size:18px">心里没点——数吗？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">但是学霸依然给你打气<img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxJmXPKNCILiazhIZXpoHXMPib2JIqUWJJnf3ibMSOQJ8VDWhPUbxWI6aAA/0?wx_fmt=png" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVxXdFlz1qSiaEmKCUEqicjadSZ8rriaM4YEiaMic7yH4qeT2INFeKib0OLCVJw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">出国留学几年</p><p style = "font-size:18px">是否对自己职业生涯更有帮助？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">学霸一针见血：</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="留学前灵魂拷问：面包和爱情怎么选？" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/l40AGIYPqBwsGNfNc8DYU4OnOu5iaHZVx4w0DSdbsu6CkLSArgy8Zt1YtvPwKPUWuhlPFdnKlB61COlZRRMIzaA/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">想要比别人更厉害？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">不想放弃留学梦？</p><p style = 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