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浓眉53+18+5把表妹的数据一起拿了，美JRs调侃：如战绩好哈登又要陪跑MVP

[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (34-26) defeat the Phoenix Suns (18-44) 125-116

[赛后]太阳116-125鹈鹕，布克40+10+7，霍勒迪20+7，戴维斯爆砍53+18

Anthony Davis finishes with 53 points (16/29 FG, 21/26 FT), 17 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal, 5 blocks with only 1 turnover against the Phoenix Suns

安东尼-戴维斯爆砍53分、18板、3助攻、1抢断和5个盖帽且仅有一次失误。投篮方面，浓眉29投16中、罚球线上26罚21中。

[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner 110分 2小时前

Great game from Book, great game from Jackson, great game from Warren, good game from Bender, Chriss and Payton, close game, and we lost

This was literally the perfect game for the tank

太阳球迷：布克、杰克逊、沃伦、本德尔、克里斯、佩顿打得都不错！

比赛也很焦灼！

我日还输了！

精彩！完美的摆烂流程！

[–]PelicansRefAreYouBlind 14分 2小时前

I say this fairly often but Booker may just be my favorite non-Pelican player to watch.

鹈鹕球迷：我经常说布克是我最爱看的非鹈鹕球员。

[–]SunsRoyceDaFiveNine 10分 2小时前

Davis is my favorite player with a unibrow.

太阳球迷：谢谢你，安东尼-戴维斯也是我最喜欢的一字眉球员。

[–]Sunskingofnick 28分 2小时前

Josh Jackson is so freakin awesome. Him and Booker are gonna tear this league up very soon. But for now, this is Anthony Davis’ world and we’re lucky to live in it.

太阳球迷：约什-杰克逊真特么的棒呆，他和布克即将在联盟掀起巨浪。不过就现在来讲，这是浓眉的世界，我们都只是生存于其中的幸运儿。

[–]Sunscoleworld37 42分 2小时前

FOURTH PICK HERE WE COME!!!!!

太阳球迷：四号签我日来了！

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanentaititans 425 指標 3小時前

Sweet mother of jesus

我勒个苍天啊。

[–][GSW] Andris BiedrinsBlockerville 164 指標 2小時前

Real talk...if he keeps up this level of play and keeps the Pelicans in the playoffs could he become a dark horse MVP candidate? This is just insane.

勇士球迷：讲真的，如果他继续打出这种级别的表现，而且带领鹈鹕锁定季后赛席位，他有没有可能成为MVP的黑马人选？他现在也太BUG了啊。

[–]Raptorsjjkiller26 99 指標 2小時前

they have a realistic shot at the 3rd seed, I dont see why he shouldnt at least be in the conversation

鹈鹕很有希望获得西部第三，所以浓眉最起码是可以进入MVP讨论的。

[–][GSW] Andris BiedrinsBlockerville 37 指標 1小時前

Yeah for sure. Although it"s hard to see him edging out harden (although not gonna lie the warriors fan in me would love to see harden snubbed a third time)

勇士球迷：没毛病。不过他想把哈登拉下马还是有一定难度啊（摸着胸脯说，作为勇士球迷，我是无比希望看到哈登第三次陪跑啊哈哈）。

[–]Rocketssoulelite 21 指標 1小時前

What does being a warriors fan have to do with disliking harden. You guys have wrecked harden and the rockets everytime in the post season.

火箭球迷：为啥作为勇士球迷就要讨厌哈登呢。你勇在季后赛每次都把我火和哈登揉得细碎啊。

[–]PelicansB00GI3MVP 16 指標 47 分鐘前

I really like harden. I think he"s deserved an MVP in the past.

But, If AD keeps this our seed end up in the 3/4 range imma turn on harden so fast and hope he"s snubbed again my own head will spin. No regrets. #AD4MVP

鹈鹕球迷：我个人很喜欢哈登，我认为他过去配得上一个MVP。

但是，如果浓眉能带领鹈鹕获得西部第三获第四的席位，那我就要从哈登号高铁下车啦，跑到庙里上香祈祷哈登再次陪跑，来个一百八十度的大转弯。浓眉MVP！

[–]WarriorsGridiron27 21 指標 2小時前

Way too late unfortunately, but it might be enough for All-NBA First Team

勇士球迷：可惜浓眉的状态来得太晚啦。不过一阵应该是没问题了。

[–]RaptorsplushPudding 55 指標 1小時前

hed be first team regardless

就算他最近没打出这么多逆天的表现，他的一阵也是很稳的。

[–]Bladex10 263 指標 2小時前

One of the most dominating performances i"ve seen since prime Shaq. Dude fouled out 3 bigs LOL

巅峰鲨鱼之后最有统治力的个人表现之一啊，浓眉直接让三个太阳的大个子犯满离场了，疯狂。

[–]NuggetsSkrong 80 指標 1小時前

I know it"s AD and he shits on everyone but can we talk about the Suns...? Like do they have their opponents on fantasy or something? They stay getting dicked.

我知道浓眉牛逼的很，他能在任何球员头上拉屎，但是太阳是怎么一回事？太阳球员和教练组都玩范特西？最（suo）强（you）之（dui）人（shou）已在阵中？不然没法解释太阳总是被对手锤爆啊。

[–]OBS_INITY 126 指標 2小時前

It"s like he"s just deciding to add Cousins"s stats to his.

浓眉决定与考神合体，数据叠加，真正的1+1=2。

[–][NOP] Anthony DavisBeastaBubbles 23 指標 1小時前

SEND ME YOUR ENERGY

鹈鹕球迷：浓眉：“考神，献上你的能量吧！”

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 305 指標 3小時前

hes 24 yall

凯尔特人球迷：别忘了，浓眉只有24岁哦。

[–]76ersKeeveen503 93 指標 2小時前

It"s so incredible that this man had such a dominant game that it overshadowed a 40pt-10reb-7ast performance from Booker on 50% shooting... what a time to be an NBA fan!

76人球迷：浓眉这场的表现屌的无可附加，让命中率50%、40+10+7的布克相形见绌。在现在年代做一个NBA球迷真是幸福啊！

[–]Pelicanspastpresentfuror 164 指標 3小時前

In the 3rd game in 4 nights too. Just monster numbers.

鹈鹕球迷：而且这场还是四天中的第三场比赛。野兽级的数据。

[–]KnicksJetsLag 138 指標 1小時前

AD"s last 6 games:

浓眉的过去六场比赛：

53/17

27/13

45/17

42/15

38/10

44/17

[–]WarriorsOwnsAParrot 63 指標 3小時前

Absolutely disgusting. He has been on another level lately. Playing like the best player in the league during this streak they have.

勇士球迷：太特么禽兽了。最近浓眉简直不是地球人，这一波连胜期间浓眉打的像联盟第一人啊。

[–][MIA] Mario Chalmerssaywhatagain_ 174分 2小时前

AD is averaging 38 points, 14 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals, 3 blocks, 1.5 threes on 57% shooting over the past two weeks, not including tonight"s stats. this man is 24.

浓眉这两周场均38分、14板、2助攻、3抢断、3盖帽、1.5个三分、57%的投篮命中率。而且这还不包括今晚的数据。

最主要的：他还只有24岁。

[–]WizardsGospelWords 55分 2小时前

It’s insane how good he is. New Orleans better try everything to keep him

浓眉牛逼的令人发指啊，鹈鹕最好竭尽全力留下他。

[–]PelicansBradL_13 17分 2小时前

We will for sure. Hopefully can put enough pieces around him to convince him when that time comes.

鹈鹕球迷：必须的必。但愿我们能为他找来足够的帮手，从而能在他的合同到期时说服他留下。

[–]PelicansAnotherStatsGuy 13分 2小时前

If we can keep Boogie, that"s one major piece.

鹈鹕球迷：能留下考神就是胜利的的一大步了，他是非常重要的一块拼图。

[–]NBAahundredheys 11分 2小时前

Not to be the downer here, but should you keep Boogie? Not sure if paying a guy that has a high likelihood of a decline could convince AD to re-sign if the goal is to build around him.

我不是想泼冷水，但你们应该留下考神吗？如果鹈鹕的计划是围绕浓眉建队，那高薪续约一个很有可能出现下滑的球员能说服浓眉留下吗？

[–]Bucksonnekas 123分 2小时前

Don"t mind me, just taking my Anthony Davis for a walk ( ?° ?? ?°)╯╲___MVP

俺就牵我的安东尼-戴维斯出来溜溜，你们忙你们的。( ?° ?? ?°)╯╲___MVP

[–]Cavaliersthereturnofjagger 24分 2小时前

Don"t mind me, just taking my Anthony Davis for a walk ( ?° ?? ?°)╯╲___????

俺就牵我的安东尼-戴维斯出来溜溜，你们忙你们的。( ?° ?? ?°)╯╲___????[译注1]

[译注1]后面的表情为“即将成为山羊(GOAT)”，即“很快就成为历史第一人。

[–]SunsBows_N_Hoes 58分 2小时前

Anthony Davis looking at Chriss and Bender

Davis single handily fouled out our entire front court, dude is a god.

浓眉眼中的克里斯和本德尔：

这他娘的一个人把对手的整个前场都爆瘫痪了，神。

[–][NOP] Peja StojakovicCuriousWhoDat 43分 2小时前

6 in a row thanks to Anthony Davis our Lord and Savior!! Can’t stop, won’t stop.

@blazers, @nuggets, @twolves, @clippers, @thunder, @jazz

鹈鹕球迷：感谢救世主安东尼-戴维斯献给我鸟的六连胜！停不下来~

手动艾特开拓者、掘金、森林狼、快船、雷霆和爵士。嫩们看到了么？~

[–]Jazzsatan_in_high_heels 2分 1小时前

I wouldnt even be mad if the Pelicans make the playoffs. You guys deserve it.

爵士球迷：要是鹈鹕进了季后赛我都气不起来。你们应得的。

[–][NOP] Jrue Holidaycaramelwaffles 40分 2小时前

I said it before and I"ll say it again I"D FUCKING DIE FOR AD

鹈鹕球迷：我之前就说过，我现在再说一次：“我愿意为了浓眉献出自己的生命！”

[–][NOP] Rajon Rondoahwjeez 11分 2小时前

just give your Achilles to Cousins instead

鹈鹕球迷：那倒不用，把你的跟腱献给考辛斯就行了。

[–][NOP] Jrue Holidaycaramelwaffles 12分 2小时前

I"ll give both of my Achilles to him to create one super Achilles

鹈鹕球迷：那哪能够，我愿意把我的两个跟腱都献给考辛斯，从而打造出一个超级不锈钢的限量版跟腱！

[–][CHA] Treveon GrahamBizGilwalker 38分 2小时前

53/17/3 and 5 blocks on 16-29 shooting and 21-26 at the line.

did dis dude just did dis

黄蜂球迷：53+17+3，5个盖帽还有29投16中、26罚21中。

我没看错？

[–][NOP] Jrue Holidaycaramelwaffles 8分 2小时前

On behalf of the Pelicans franchise we apologize for stealing him

鹈鹕球迷：我谨代表鹈鹕向你蜂表示诚挚的歉意，对不起，我们偷走了你蜂的心上人。[译注2]

[译注2] 那一年还是山猫的黄蜂刚刚收获NBA历史最低胜率战绩。还是黄蜂的鹈鹕正被联盟托管，挂牌待售，最后鹈鹕抽到了状元签。被不少黄蜂球迷认为是阴谋。

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkertakerowns 5分 2小时前

hurts every new AD post

黄蜂球迷：每次看到吹浓眉的帖子我都心痛欲绝。