最新NBA权游出炉，美JRs：编剧太有才，都该挣大钱最新NBA权游出炉

最新NBA权游出炉，美JRs：编剧太有才，玩梗一级棒，都该挣大钱

Game of Zones Special: Barack Obama Invades GoZ, Saves Sam Hinkie

视频：

NBA《权游》特辑：巴拉克-奥巴马乱入，拯救萨姆-辛基>>

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[–][OKC] Domantas SabonisIncaseAce 378 指標 3小時前

“HE USED DARK MAGIC TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM ALL MY DRAFT PICKS”

Poor Vlade

“他用黑魔法蛊惑我，让我交出了手上所有的选秀权”。

噢~可怜的弗拉德。[译注1]

[译注1] 弗拉德-迪瓦茨，前NBA球员。2015年3月至今，迪瓦茨任萨克拉门托国王队总经理。2015年7月1日，国王队和76人队（萨姆-辛基时任76人队总经理）达成交易，76人送出两个2015年次轮新秀的签约权，得到杰森-汤普森、卡尔-兰德里、尼克-斯陶斯卡斯、2016年首轮交换权、2017年首轮交换权、2018年首轮选秀权，变相成就了76人目前拥有乔尔-恩比德、达里奥-沙里奇、本-西蒙斯、马克尔-富尔茨一众青年才俊。

[–]Mr_Fields 123 指標 3小時前

"I don"t know about that Vlade" lol.

“是这么回事吗？”

哈哈哈哈

[–]76ersforthestreamz 450 指標 3小時前

“and now with the hot hand, Ser Evan Turner is gonna light Hinkie *河蟹* from a mid range distance. Commence the Long Two!“

I"m ded

76人球迷：“现在，让我们有请埃文-手感热得发烫埃文-特纳爵士，他会从中距离一击引燃基辛。射出那两发长箭吧！”玛德我要笑死了。[译注2]

[译注2]“Long Two”既指代埃文-特纳手上的两发长箭，也指代数据dang并不喜欢的长距离两分球。

[–][OKC] Domantas SabonisIncaseAce 152 指標 3小時前

“The guillotine is more efficient“

“呵，还是断头台效率更高。”[译注3]

[译注3]萨姆-辛基的建队和工作理念包括通过高级数据提升球队、球员的效率。视频里辛基到死都在考虑效率问题，其为76人重建的呕心沥血可见一斑。

[–]downeastsun 52 指標 2小時前

“Shut up witch!“

“闭嘴你这个女巫！”

[–]Lakersgoldenmightyangels 73 指標 3小時前

Evan Turner had been unreliable at his job

Name a more iconic duo. I"ll wait

特纳和不称职。

这个组合也太有标志性了，谁能举出来更有默契的组合？

[–]76ersSaint_Fourteen 21 指標 2小時前

We coulda had Boogie. God damnit.

76人球迷：特么的，我们差点就能得到考神了啊！结果选中了他。

[–][LAC] JamesOn CurryChrisKamanUrMouth 14 指標 1小時前

Or Paul George or Gordon Hayward.

或者保罗-乔治，或者戈登-海沃德。

[–][PHI] Pepe SanchezZeus_Wayne 7 指標 1小時前

I’m fine with how our roster is now. Who knows what life would be like if we took Boogie over Turner?

76人球迷：我对我们现在的阵容已经满足了。唉，谁知道我们用特纳换来考神之后的日子会是怎样。

[–][LAC] JamesOn CurryChrisKamanUrMouth 9 指標 1小時前

Maybe an ecf or 2 with a core of jrue, iggy, and boogie would be enough to take LeBron’s heat to 7 games.

湖人球迷：你们的幸福日子可能是至少一次或者两次东决？朱-霍勒迪+伊戈达拉+考神的核心阵容足以把勒布朗的热火拖入抢七了。

[–]Lakersheyitzaustin 202 指標 3小時前

The Evan Turner long 2 bit had me rolling

埃文-特纳的长两分，哈哈哈哈，简直笑死。

[–]Trail BlazersNoveson 101 指標 3小時前

That and Vlade man. Too funny, god it"s crazy how these are good everytime.

开拓者球迷：对啊，还有弗拉德-迪瓦茨。太搞笑了，这帮编剧是怎么做到次次精品让人发笑的？

[–]Bucksanklecankle 78 指標 3小時前

A tan horse?!?

“一匹褐色的马”？！？

[–]76ersFeelfreetoupvote 19 指標 3小時前

I"m not understanding this reference...

不太懂这个梗欸…

[–]CelticsAdolfOliverNipplez 99 指標 3小時前

Obama got shit on for wearing a tan suit once

奥巴马曾穿了套褐色西服出席正式场合，被抡粗翔…

[–]RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 27 指標 2小時前

Really? For wearing a tan suit??? What was the ridiculous reasoning?

不会吧，就因为穿了身褐色西装？谁这么皮？

[–]76ersSaint_Fourteen 62 指標 2小時前

True story -they said it wasn’t Presidential.

Same people are like crickets on the new guy too. Drives me nuts.

真事儿：他们说这不够总统范儿。

最令我抓狂的是，就这同一帮人对新上任的某人却十分宽容。

[–]CrankItOnBlast 49 指標 3小時前

Those were the days...

真怀念以前美好的日子啊…

[–]LakersZannX 59 指標 2小時前

When the worst thing your president has done all week was wearing a tan suit.

是啊，那时总统在一周之内能做出的最坏的事情只不过是穿了身褐色西装。

[–]Lakerslonzosballs 92 指標 3小時前

"SHOW US YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE" had me dying

“亮出你的出生证明！“，哈哈哈哈哼哼笑出猪叫。[译注3]

[译注3]在奥巴马竞选总统、总统任期以及任期结束之后，一直有许多阴谋论说奥巴马不能担任美国总统因为他不是在美国本土出生。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currydeltaxun 13 指標 1小時前

Hilarious enough as it is, I think I"d be rolling in tears if it was Kyrie"s one and only line.

已经很搞笑了，如果这是欧文的唯一一句台词那我估计会笑在地上打滚哈哈。

[–]LakersYaBoiBeefCat 288 指標 3小時前

As someone who spends way too much time trying to write funny shit, these guys are incredible at what they do.

作为一名绞尽脑汁想当陈独秀的业余写手，向编剧们脱帽致敬。

[–]SpursNeckrolls4life 11 指標 3小時前

I hope the people that make these videos make a lot of money in their jobs. They deserve every penny.

真心希望制作这些视频的人能挣大钱。他们值得每一分薪水。

[–]Bucksjgwz 62 指標 3小時前

GoZ with the attention to detail, making Obama a lefty.

GoZ里走心的细节——奥巴马是左撇子。

[–]Trail BlazersCornrow_Kenny 19 指標 3小時前

Had to look up if he"s actually left handed cuz I wasn"t sure if that was a political reference.

我还真去查了奥巴马是否真的是左撇子，我还以为这是暗指他的政治倾向呢。

[–]Celticsbaseketball 4 指標 1小時前

Every president since Clinton has been a lefty.

从克林顿开始，每一届总统都是左撇子。

[–]CavaliersSomali_Kamikaze 48 指標 3小時前

The Thibodeau and Van Gundy cameos were what killed me.

锡伯杜和小范甘迪的短暂出镜让我笑岔气。

[–][PHI] JaKarr SampsonChickenLiverNuts 12 指標 2小時前

Those were great but they missed an opportunity to use Stan Van Gundy instead of his brother. He"s one of the enemies of the process ever since his negative comments on it and he always loses to the sixers. Usually they pack these full of references like that so im surprised they left him out.

不错不错，但编剧们还是错过了使用大范甘迪的时机。大范一开始就对“过程”持负面意见，他是众多反对者之一，而且他带队经常输给我们。一般情况下编剧们会把能想到的梗全部加入，但这次出乎意料地忘了一个。

[–][MIL] Malcolm BrogdonBart_Dart 8 指標 2小時前

Jeff bitches about teams being non-competitive all the time and he"s always very pompous about it. I think Jeff made sense

小范甘迪解说的时候总是在抱怨烂队不思进取，时间长了我耳朵都长茧子了。所以我觉得这里用小范也有道理。

[–]Rocketslilpaki 113 指標 3小時前

Once again I thank Daryl Morey for making my life better

火箭球迷：我要再一次感谢达雷尔-莫雷，他好我也好。

[–][PHI] JaKarr SampsonChickenLiverNuts 33 指標 2小時前

Morey is a good follow on twitter too. I love him for loving Sam.

76人球迷：莫雷也是推特好博主一枚，我喜欢他，因为他喜欢辛基。

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantAltChronic 4 指標 1小時前

I mean Daryl did mentor Sam, he"s like the grandfather of advanced stats in basketball

莫雷的确指导过辛基，莫雷就像篮球高级数据这门学问的祖师爷。